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solisaureus:

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

sandersstudies:

*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*

Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.

(via fionapplelover)

berkeleygirl3:

Eartha Kitt, Marilyn Monroe, and Arthur Miller at the Waldorf Astoria, 1957

pitbolshevik:

transmasc and transfem post bottom surgery cakes

(via conqu3er)

passionpeachy:

I have jury duty

innocent

guilty

See Results

(via intensional)

escuerzoresucitado:

(via conqu3er)

pussymayhem:

god is a 24 year old porn bot

(via conqu3er)

bwitiye:

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

(via conqu3er)

lesbianaglaya:

devastating that you can live somewhere and then move away and someone else moves in and they live there and you don’t live there anymore but you lived there once

limetimo:

mycannibalromance:

mycannibalromance:

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

i was especially not built to be employed

I was build to be a beloved housecat but that’s regretfully not anatomically possible

(via luxmanning)

thereignclub-trc:

Learn your patterns 

Deconstruct them 

Build better habits 

Continue growing

(via kindasuperficial)